I was joking, as usual. My penis doesn’t need an enlargement (at least I've never received a complaint), I do not need to remove a third testicle and I’m very happy with my sex.

You maybe know that last year I was bitten by a fucking spider in South America which almost killed me.. see this post

Well, few weeks ago I had some problems due to a medical check I periodically do, something went wrong on my lymphatic system. Yes, I god a sweet memory from the spider, he loved me so much leaving his gift on me..

I’ve had to remove some glands. This is my year guys. Definitely.

Now I’m fine, ready to travel, because another incredible adventure is coming up.
Stay tuned…

P.S. thanks you all for your invaluable contributions, as you know I always joke.